Once upon a time in a not far away land, my humans got Rosie a dog bed that was almost too small for her. It was soft, however, so Rosie liked it.
I was very jealous of Rosie’s big dog bed. I only had a little one, which the humans said was perfect for my size. I knew, however, that I needed something BIG! So, I stole Rosie’s bed.
Rosie was confused and started to think that the bed was actually mine. I was so happy.
Then, my humans decided that we needed two beds. They purchased the exact same type and size so we wouldn’t get jealous. Finally, we were both happy.
Sometimes, though, I still like to hoard all of the beds!